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It's 1:18 am here and i need to know where i can get a ham and cheese sandwich at this time.

10 Simple Steps to a somewhat delicious sandwich.
By: Yours Truly.

Step One: Stand up and remove yourself from the chair-like projectile you are seated in.

Step Two: Walk towards doorway.

Step Three: Walk out of room in which you reside.

Step Four: Proceed to make your way to the kitchen.

Step Five: Locate Bread. If there is no bread, substitute with: bagel, wood or Decal Works Preprints.

Step Six: Locate Ham. If there is no ham, substitute with: spam, canned ham, ham on a stick or the ever so famous...bam ham.

Step Seven: Locate Cheese of decent quality. If there is no cheese, substitute with: olives, duct tape, more ham or a partially broken compact disc.

Step Eight: Make Sandwich. Apply ingredients in this order: Bread or substitute, ham or substitute, cheese or substitue, bread or substitue.

Step Nine: Locate Plate and glass. Place sandwich on plate at these exact coordinates, or else your sandwich will taste bad (that would be tragic). 45 N, 22 1/2 S.

Step Ten: Pet dog or equivelent, and proceed towards the room you came from. Enjoy your sandwich.

Its now 12:28 pm the next afternoon and i have yet yo get a ham and cheese sandwich.

AHAHAHAHAH OCTANE YOU ARE SO FUNNY AHAHAHAH ROFLMFAO AHAHAHHA AHAAHHAHAH L O L AHAHHAHAH.....

Hey octane , you got any pictures???

'Should make this a sticky, next to the jetting guide, and the top end guide...

This could be a lot of help to a lot of people

Cracks me up, seriously....,
I've been there..

HAHAHA...Who here wants to bet that Rem is being sarcastic? LOL

Yeah, Sticky this!

bump. this needs to be made a sticky by a mod as a last hoorah.

I'll make it a sticky......

But first, I've got to throw my DiGiorno rising-crust pizza in the oven.

I seem to be out of ham & cheese.

WOW THATS GOOD

HEY MY 300TH POST

The ham&cheese lean pockets are a mystical creature. I have learned to not only locate them...but I also have learned to tame them. I have a whole fleet of them ready for those 2:30AM hunger strikes.

LMAO, wow...I didn't think it was really that funny, lol.

Good example of what happens when I get really bored too.

Sorry valooz, no pictures. Pretty simple though, and if you do it right you will have one hell of a somewhat delicious sandwich...hahaha

Man, looking back now...I was a newb back in the day. I could pwn that guide nowadays! hahaha

hey im hell bored too lol.
i haven't had a ham and cheese sandy for a while come to think of it. im reading a mag and throwin blu-tack at the wall lol....... you should try it sometime it great!

oh and chewing straws is a goodie too!!!!!

man i'm hungry now.