10 Simple Steps to a somewhat delicious sandwich.
By: Yours Truly.

Step One: Stand up and remove yourself from the chair-like projectile you are seated in.

Step Two: Walk towards doorway.

Step Three: Walk out of room in which you reside.

Step Four: Proceed to make your way to the kitchen.

Step Five: Locate Bread. If there is no bread, substitute with: bagel, wood or Decal Works Preprints.

Step Six: Locate Ham. If there is no ham, substitute with: spam, canned ham, ham on a stick or the ever so famous...bam ham.

Step Seven: Locate Cheese of decent quality. If there is no cheese, substitute with: olives, duct tape, more ham or a partially broken compact disc.

Step Eight: Make Sandwich. Apply ingredients in this order: Bread or substitute, ham or substitute, cheese or substitue, bread or substitue.

Step Nine: Locate Plate and glass. Place sandwich on plate at these exact coordinates, or else your sandwich will taste bad (that would be tragic). 45 N, 22 1/2 S.

Step Ten: Pet dog or equivelent, and proceed towards the room you came from. Enjoy your sandwich. 

octanemotowrench wrote:

10 Simple Steps to a somewhat delicious sandwich.
By: Yours Truly.

Step One: Stand up and remove yourself from the chair-like projectile you are seated in.

Step Two: Walk towards doorway.

Step Three: Walk out of room in which you reside.

Step Four: Proceed to make your way to the kitchen.

Step Five: Locate Bread. If there is no bread, substitute with: bagel, wood or Decal Works Preprints.

Step Six: Locate Ham. If there is no ham, substitute with: spam, canned ham, ham on a stick or the ever so famous...bam ham.

Step Seven: Locate Cheese of decent quality. If there is no cheese, substitute with: olives, duct tape, more ham or a partially broken compact disc.

Step Eight: Make Sandwich. Apply ingredients in this order: Bread or substitute, ham or substitute, cheese or substitue, bread or substitue.

Step Nine: Locate Plate and glass. Place sandwich on plate at these exact coordinates, or else your sandwich will taste bad (that would be tragic). 45 N, 22 1/2 S.

Step Ten: Pet dog or equivelent, and proceed towards the room you came from. Enjoy your sandwich. 

well said!