Burn

i stabbed a nife threw my tounge...beat that...

man that was a long 3hrs in the ER...

I burned a little part of hair on my leg one time and it lit a little more hair than i expected...lol. It smelt really bad. Burnt hair stinks. I started slapping my leg to put it out.

I caught my hair on fire in science class once beat that.

I think all of us are pretty dumb.

The tongue thing is pretty funny if its true

i got bit by a great basin rattle snake in 6th grade... and the ambulance caught on fire.

i was eatin a potato off the end of my nife and my bro accidently hit my elbow... no joke...

i got stabbed by a pencil in the boob the first day of 5th grade. i got into a fight

I bit a hole in my tounge while I was riding one time. Over jumped a stepdown by like 10 feet and BAM, face to the bars. Pulled over to the side and started spitting blood all over the place. That sucked. It wasn't that bad though, bleeding stopped after like 30 minutes, and then I kept riding again.

there was a guy last year in a desert race who came off his 450 at a high speed and I guess was KOed. Well his arm was pinned under the pipe and he was knocked out and couldn't move it. So about 5-10 min later when the medic picked him up the skin was stuck to the pipe and his jersey was melted into the skin. They rushed him off to the hospital. The last time i saw him he was fine, but they had to do a skin graft and now he has a patch of skin on his arm thats hairless. HE said the skin was burned into the pipe. and it was almost like burned cheese... nasty

Beat that...haha

Guess i am too cautious. I have never been burned badly. Other than eating something way too hot. My brother had a frnace blow up in his face a few years ago. Now he has to wear glasses and it was really gross. His eyes were burned shut and his skin was black and charred. I cried, but what else are you going to do? He is fine now, no scars what so ever. And I like his glasses.

Here is something stupid I did. I took diet pills and had a bad reaction to them. Ended up in the hospital for 21 days in the ICU. Awesome!

Lol some of your stories are dumb. One time in science class we lit some paper towels on fire with hot plates and the teacher was coming so my friend shoved them inside his hoodie and flames where coming out of the side when my teacher was right beside us and he caught us. It was pretty funny, as soon as he saw the flame I went, "I HAVE TO USE THE BATHROOM ILL BE RIGHT BACK!" and left outside haha.

, they ended up having to write a big long essay thing and he forgot about me so I never had to write it

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